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[Some flash basics]

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I have personal access to a computer for the first time in four years. Enough access to attempt any project in flash. I will say, because this was the flash that broke the camels toe (tee hee), I started teaching myself coding. That's right, just now bitches. Your kind of direct "here is the code and here is what it does" is what I need, I hope to see more. Or advice would be cool.

I can't draw, but I can script...to the best of my understanding at the moment

WinterFox525 responds:

thanks for the review and score! I will be adding code descriptions soon :)

[Griswold the Goblin]

Ahhh, takes me back to the 'ol move and clicks

I miss the point-click-move strategy type of games similar to this one.

The story-line was amusing and the animation...well the animation was fucking swell. I hear a sequal and I await patiently.

...again, fantastically done gentlemen...fucking swell.

[(Twisted) Cooking Mama]

It was well put together

This game, be it short, was very appealing. The graphics were very cool, and the whole preface of the game was nothing short of entertaining. One point though, which I'm sure I'm not the first to mention, is the final subject matter. Maybe I've never been introduced to "Mama's Kitchen" before, but the PETA backing was a negative for me. I'm not going to bust too many balls for it, since it is all opinion and you have your right.

I just don't like PETA.

Without the over-bearing message of not eating meat, it was a good game and I enjoyed it.

I want to express my thoughts on the whole "no meat matter" but it wouldn't be in good taste.

[12 Days]

only one thing pissed me off...and it was enough

at the house...with the cops. I understand the rational that one can't make everything perfect. But if you can't kill the cops what is the point. I am sure someone has, but if I can't shoot something just crouching and not behind anything, it gets aggravating. Very very aggravating.

[Ultimate South Park Quiz]

This is not a game...it's just useless

I could give you points for being able to use flash...but no. I would apologize for being a bastard but I won't. The reality of the matter is that this is a pointless waste of time. How this made it through the filter I will never know but to make a game where the whole goal is to see random South Park stills only proves how unimaginative this piece was. I hope in the future you will create something with a bit more effort. This was not fun, it was painful.

Hell, you could have put in clips and would have made it worth doing, but you didn't, so this was just horrible.

Crusader-tron responds:

sorry you didnt enjoy it, but it seems plenty of other people enjoyed it.