"awesome, lets get right to it" was probably my favorite line from this.
Has a Bukowski flair and a style that is as specific as it is unique. Well done!

suspect

generally, you know a flash is not going to be any good when it starts with the phrase: "First, I'm not gay..."

Don't worry guy, its the internet, if you were gay no one would care anyway.

I gave it a 2, maybe I should of given it more because at least there was a story line that was "meh-original" but I didn't.

best of luck guy

This is neat, good flow and concept is pretty fresh. Rad stuff!

Love the Monty Python thing. This game would be so much better if there were upgrades, score multiplier and a pause screen. This could be an awesome game

..that makes my ballsac hop up and down

just like the title said...and that's a good thing.

good pelvis thrusting music.