Total Medals Earned: 1,765 (From 391 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,270 Points
Medals Earned: 3/15 (25/500 points)
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Kill 50 bullies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Take care of Mother...
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.
Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/385 points)
Disco inferno
Based on a true story.
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/24 (10/485 points)
Complete story mode
Reach 20% upgrade status
Survive 1 minute in chaos mode
Survive 20 seconds in shrapnel mode
Enter secret mode in any difficulty
Survive 40 seconds in shrapnel mode
Obtain the secret ending on story mode
Complete story+ mode
Survive 2 minutes in chaos mode
Reach 50% upgrade status
Complete story+ mode in under 3:40
Survive 1 minute in shrapnel mode
Obtain the secret ending on story+ mode
Survive 2 minutes and 45 seconds in chaos mode
Grab 8 powerups while time is distorted before it returns to normal
Complete story mode in under 2:30
Complete story++ mode in under 4:30
Survive 3 and a half minutes in chaos mode
Reach 75% upgrade status
Survive 1 minute and 20 seconds in shrapnel mode
Complete story mode without taking any damage on any difficulty
Reach 100% upgrade status
Complete story++ mode
Obtain the secret ending on story++ mode
Medals Earned: 7/18 (80/500 points)
Buy 3 upgrades
Clicked 1,000 Times
Catch 50 fishes
Earn 10,000 Stars
Hit the beanstalk 50 times
Mine 50 ores
Hire all workers
Checked credits page
Play Without Music
Click 10,000 Times
Buy all stronger muscle upgrades
Buy all outfit upgrades
Buy 10 outfit upgrades
Play game for 1 hour
Clicked 50,000 Times
Earn 1,000,000 Stars
Cut down the giant beanstalk
Buy All Upgrades
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/415 points)
Start fist Level
Starts Out in the Woods
Found the Glitch Catacomb
Found the Glitchenstein outdoors house
start level 6
Find the Red Brick house
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/260 points)
Run Up $1000 Worth of Hospital Bills
Repo 100 Items
Destroy 50 Items
Smash 25 Windows
Destroy $10,000 Worth of Items
KO 10 People
Repo $100,000 Worth of Items
Complete the Game
Medals Earned: 3/21 (35/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
Find the hidden button
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/205 points)
Kill a bouncing head
Pause the game with P or Esc
Visit Newgrounds
View the credits
Stab out the eyes
Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Complete the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 30 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
Kill the Hydra Boss 1 time (Game A)
Score 90.000+ without being hit (Game B)
Kill the Hydra Boss 4 times in a row, without failing any QTE (Game A)
Kill the Hydra Boss 7 times in a row (Game A)